"You should NOT circumcise your eyelids."
I usually say dumb things, but once in a while, I'll say something so mind blowingly moronic that it actual warps into a brilliant idea.
"Fine, the chair speaks out on your behalf. It actually moves the guards to tears. But at this point, just remember: everyone likes the chair more than they will ever like YOU."
-Very exasperated DM after a ranger wanted his companion, a chair, to get him out of jail. (via outofcontextdnd)
hey guys I need a favor. my friend told me that people on tumblr won’t reblog pointless posts to prove other people wrong. let’s prove her wrong