March112014

throh:

anacane:

throh:

i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.

How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.

how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.

Oh nooooo! He suggested you do something that would actually be good for you! How dare he?! Yes sir, you eat a bag of dicks! You eat a bag of dicks for even thinking it’s a good idea fat people lose weight!

(Source: throh-moved, via ffnaru134)

March102014

outofcontextdnd:

"You should NOT circumcise your eyelids."

1PM

"Fine, the chair speaks out on your behalf. It actually moves the guards to tears. But at this point, just remember: everyone likes the chair more than they will ever like YOU."

-Very exasperated DM after a ranger wanted his companion, a chair, to get him out of jail.

(via outofcontextdnd)
March72014

(Source: forever90s, via ruinedchildhood)

3PM
12AM
March42014

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March32014

officialunitedstates:

hey guys I need a favor.  my friend told me that people on tumblr won’t reblog pointless posts to prove other people wrong.  let’s prove her wrong

9PM
lolzpicx:

Get well soon.

lolzpicx:

Get well soon.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via theartfulkain)

9PM
conro101:

mountainshape:

What?

xbox one confirmed to not exist in this plane of reality

conro101:

mountainshape:

What?

xbox one confirmed to not exist in this plane of reality

(Source: kindlesongarchive2, via theartfulkain)

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